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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 11:07:58 GMT -5
Admit it. You sang it in your head. I'm gonna use this as my confessional thread so feel free to call in! Operators are standing by, waiting to take your questions!
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Post by Mickey Mouse on Aug 17, 2019 11:20:38 GMT -5
Clicked on the thread just to say I sang it
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 11:26:38 GMT -5
if I was the kind of player who got drunk I would be able to have an "...After Hours" thread but I am not!
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 11:39:47 GMT -5
A Very Scientific Ranking of the Character Choices in This Game by me this is gonna 100% out my identity to anybody with a brain and I'm fine with that
30. Zack and Cody FUCK YOU PICK ONE, YOU CAN’T BE BOTH, YOU ARE EITHER A ZACK OR A CODY AND I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ARE SO I CAN MAKE A JUDGEMENT
29. Darth Maul UGH, BORING, ALL STAR WARS CHOICES ARE PEDESTRIAN
28. Eeyore honey it’s 2019 we’re ALL depressed and isolating ourselves, you’re not special!!!
27. Kristoff it’s twenty goddamn nineteen and his smug-ass centrist face is punchable (I wrote these descriptions before I ranked them so you get two "it's [current year] jokes in a row sorry!!!!)
26. Pepe the King Prawn You get an A for the Muppets slightly deep cut but a C for a terrible choice of Muppet
25. Alex Trebek Honestly I’m mad I didn’t think of this one EDIT oh it’s the simpsons version? -20 points
24. Rapunzel UGH
23. Launchpad McQuack oh okay fine duckta—oh, Beck Bennett? pass.
22. Queen of Hearts oh, the boring shouty one? next.
21. Hank Hill King of the Hill is Texas anime, fucking yeehawboo
20. Winnie the Pooh one of my least favorite high school teachers had a Winnie the Pooh tattoo on her ankle
19. Nick Wilde [FURRY ALARM SOUNDS]
18. Pua whomst, also, why would you name a pig after pickup artists @disney
17. Stephen A. Smith An ESPN commentator? honey this is not the audience!
16. Dog with a Blog is this CC playing under an alt??
15. WALL-E mehhhhhhhhh WALL-E is really not that great a movie #hottakes
14. Air Bud There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play Disney’s World Domination!
13. Prince Edward I really should rewatch Enchanted.
12. Prince Naveen I really should watch Princess and the Frog
11. Wreck-it-Ralph I think it’s a positive choice that I have not yet seen the sequel
10. Megara At least out loud, I won’t say I love this choice, but we do stan a strong lady
9. Anne Boonchuy I don’t know whom the fuck this is BUT she’s voiced by Brenda Song so that’s fine.
8. Pixar Lamp Fine, if predictable. If you’re gonna shitpost, go all out.
7. Axel such edgelord, very wow, I still wanna fuck him though (how many people will assume this is me).
6. Sorsha I had to go to the fifth result on Google to figure out who this is and I still don’t know, you gotta work on your SEO but this is clearly a character that SOMEONE fuckin’ loves and I respect the passion pick
5. Yzmathis movie made me gay. have you heard her cut villain song? here, you need it. it’s a bop.
4. Reepicheep yes yes yes YES we stan reepicheep!
3. Sphero yes yes yes yES I LOVE MY SPHERICAL SON
2. Dr. Doofenshmirtz Obviously flawless
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 15:03:09 GMT -5
where the FORK is my team
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 17:37:44 GMT -5
Just noticed my forum has a "C" in my name and my "Letter Erasinator" does not yet work through the internet, mods pls fix?
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Arista
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Post by Arista on Aug 17, 2019 17:38:34 GMT -5
[/b] mehhhhhhhhh WALL-E is really not that great a movie #hottakes[/quote] any interest in doing a movie rankdown?
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 17:43:26 GMT -5
Are you asking me to rank all the disney movies and deliver my scalding hot takes because I am VERY bored without a team and might be able to be tricked into doing so
or are you looking for participants for a proper rankdown
third question: are you a) a fairy like Tinkerbell, b) one of Ariel's sisters, or c) other (please explain)?
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Arista
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Post by Arista on Aug 17, 2019 17:51:13 GMT -5
I meant the former. Not really sure how the latter would work, unless a few more specs come out of the woodwork!
And yes, Ariel is my sister that usually gets all the attention.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 17, 2019 21:40:55 GMT -5
oh good, both members of my team have logged on, but they haven't done anything
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 18, 2019 8:14:48 GMT -5
I hate this team!!!
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 18, 2019 13:35:58 GMT -5
[in the diary room]
my strategy for this challenge is to draw shitty pictures in the three free hours I have today and make them as small as I can without totally losing fidelity. my hope is that my team FUCKING SHOWS UP AT SOME POINT TO DISCUSS THEM
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 18, 2019 13:50:01 GMT -5
Hot damn Stephen's on the money with most of them! My goal here was to get all 10, as I think/hope some people will go *too* small and miss one or two, and getting 10 right is the best chance to be in the running for first I think.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 19, 2019 10:51:00 GMT -5
yes yes yes YES I love my team now they're so smart and talented and I love them
I really want to "Like" the posts where they get things right but I KNOW that's cheating but fuck I wanna
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 19, 2019 21:11:52 GMT -5
HOLY SHIT WE WON?????
GLORIOUS VICTORY, BITCHES
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 19, 2019 21:23:14 GMT -5
I am, of course, a'feared now, cause I'm not sure how the votes in this game will work. Will people take out the weak? Target the strong? Who knows! There's no metagame!
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 19, 2019 21:23:29 GMT -5
Also I do intend to play the challenge because I'm a greedy miser.
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Post by Mickey Mouse on Aug 19, 2019 21:27:04 GMT -5
I AM the metagame!
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Arista
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Post by Arista on Aug 20, 2019 0:21:14 GMT -5
♪ Questions ♫ Feel free to answer any that pique your interest!
1) Having seen the results now, how are you feeling about the first Cash Grab challenge? To what extent do you feel camaraderie with your teammates? 2) What impact have the Shoutbox and Animal Kingdom had on your game so far? 3) Do you think the money either saved or spent on the Phase 2 groupchats was worthwhile for you? 4) Are you more worried about your safety in the upcoming Elimination Challenge or Layoff Vote? 5) Care to share a song with me?
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 20, 2019 21:20:49 GMT -5
Three strikes total. Works for me!
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 20, 2019 21:25:19 GMT -5
So far my two private chats have had functionally 0 game talk. I'm interested to see how this round goes! We've gotta start talking, right?
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Captain Marvel
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most powerful character in the disney universe confirmed: https://www.instagram.com/p/B1biFn3DDyh/?u
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Post by Captain Marvel on Aug 20, 2019 23:44:06 GMT -5
oh wow you ranked character choices that's cool- where would I fit on your list of character rankings if I was hypothetically in the game?
also I have a scenario and question for you! if you want to be my friend you should answer!
Imagine You’re Walking In A Forest And You Found A Black Suitcase. Inside It, Holds 1 Million Dollars And A Piece Of Paper Stained In Blood With A Single Word “Don’t”. Would you take the suitcase or leave it? Please explain your thought process behind the decision and what you would do after you discovered the suitcase and made your decision.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 21, 2019 9:40:36 GMT -5
update: nobody's talking aaaaaaaaaa what do I do
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 21, 2019 9:41:04 GMT -5
Imagine You’re Walking In A Forest And You Found A Black Suitcase. Inside It, Holds 1 Million Dollars And A Piece Of Paper Stained In Blood With A Single Word “Don’t”. Would you take the suitcase or leave it? Please explain your thought process behind the decision and what you would do after you discovered the suitcase and made your decision. I'm takin' that shit, I'm broke as fuuuuuuuck
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 21, 2019 21:25:16 GMT -5
Hmm. Whom to choose with my one-on-one chat? I am thinking Meg, Yzma or Sphero.
@executives: What happens if two people pay to chat with each other?
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Post by Mickey Mouse on Aug 21, 2019 21:30:46 GMT -5
Addressed this and other questions in the thread!
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 21, 2019 22:06:42 GMT -5
Grazi.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 23, 2019 9:02:26 GMT -5
FUCK THAT CHALLENGE (it was a good challenge)
ROTATING MAZES ARE HARD
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Aug 23, 2019 9:05:15 GMT -5
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Post by Mickey Mouse on Aug 23, 2019 9:12:24 GMT -5
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